Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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