Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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