I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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