So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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