I skipped work to stalk him.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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