your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize