Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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