I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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