I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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