I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
last night I used snow as a chaser
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
please don't ironically join a cult
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