i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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