? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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