We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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