i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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