Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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