I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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