you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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