And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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