its not stalking. its research.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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