My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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