This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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