When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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