the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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