I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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