He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize