So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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