but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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