The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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It's shark week go big or go home
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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