I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
sex in a hospital.. check
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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