very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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