your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize