Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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