So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my sisters under your porch take her home
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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