i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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