I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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