THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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