why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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