i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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