We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
