this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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