I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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