Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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