put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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