I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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