brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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