This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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