Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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