hotel room ftw
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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