so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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