I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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