you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just tell him i said nine months
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Alive.
So much puke
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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