why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
A+ Viking dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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