I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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