He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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