No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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