She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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