your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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