Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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